HEY GUYS! I FINALLY BEAT POKEMON EMERALD!
I had to go through a series of brutal challenges beforehand, though. First, I had to beat Juan (and that's not easy if you chose Mudkip as a starter) and his PP-wasting Kingdra. This guy had Max Potions, Rest, and a whole bunch of things that made me almost rage quit before I finally beat the blue-suited bother. After defeating him, I went to the Sky Pillar to catch Rayquaza. However, I didn't expect that I would have to make extremely tight turns on a bike. I fell through the floor several times, as if the green Asian dragon at the top was cruelly taunting me. I somehow got through this torture and pulled a Master Ball on him. Afterwards, I entered him in a coolness contest, sure that a legendary Pokémon would have legendary success (It was a legendary flop, though). I made it to the Elite 4 and nearly wasted all my Max repels getting there. I tore through Sid, Phoebe, Glacia (who I didn't remember), and Drake before challenging the champion. I forgot that the Champion in Emerald was Wallace, and so my Swampert wouldn't be ripping through Steven's Pokémon like paper. I had to endure Juan all over again, but fortunately, I had a lot of revives, which brought me to success. After I won, I was all like "BOOM! IN YOUR FACE
, WALLACE!" As I watched the credits roll, I thanked my persistence... and the 23 foot 455 pound green Aztec sky god who was part of my team.